welcome to my effin site

hi! i’m tammy.

and i look nothing like this person.

i am a midwestern gal. i type in all lowercase. i have a slightly twisted, middle-school sense of humor. i design things. i make things. i build things. and here, i will sell things. all sorts of things. basically, whatever i effin want! a set of greeting cards today, maybe a picture frame or a table tomorrow. who effin knows? it will be a bit of an eclectic collection, but who doesn’t love diversity? (wait… don’t answer that.)